high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
June 2013
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
i remember a few months ago my mom texted me “come downstairs immediately” and she was crying and she started screaming at me and it was because this was my cover photo on facebook
do you know how hard it was not to laugh
I am laughing so hard right now
no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts
that’s all jesus needed
Why exactly is Tom Riddle’s award for special services to the school still in the Hogwarts trophy room?
#you’d think that after he started killing people they’d have removed it
every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
where do we come from?
where do we go?
where do we come from?
*tear slowly streams down face*
*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
BUT THEN
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.
this is actually true
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
you know what really grinds my gears
when you say something like “wow i hate 7th graders” and theres always that one obnoxious bitch thats like “well you were in 7th grade once so technically you hate yourself!!” and its just like yes i hate 7th grade me and i also hate 7th grade you the only difference is that i still hate you
do you ever want to just take Ron Weasley into your arms and hold him and stroke his hair and whisper “I’m sorry for what the movies did to you.”
